Meat tea

I had a conversation with the Monkey the other day about what he'd done in preschool that morning.

"I played in the kitchen."

"Oh, really? What did you make?"

"Coffee."

"Did you make some tea for Daddy?"

"Yeah."

"Was it black tea or green tea?"

[Lengthy pause]

"What color is meat?"

"Um, well, I guess meat is red."

"I made you red tea."

"You made me meat tea?"

"Yeah."

"That's disgusting."

"Yeah, it was disgusting tea."